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President George Bush's nominee, Michael B Mukasey, for US Attorney General is a victory for ASCAP, BMI and SESAC whose kak-jew Pay Clique thievery he has rubber stamped and protected by force of law for years on end as Chief BLACK ROBED BASTARD of the US District Court, Southern District of New York.

There is neither justice, honesty nor integrity anywhere in Michael B Mukasey and according to his on-bench track record, there never has been. His philosophy is simple: if you're a jew, jew-controlled or a One World Government socialist, you are pristine as The Most High Himself; if you're anything else, even wealthy by honest endeavor, you are already guilty of any charge whatsoever against you regardless of how asinine or illegal the Constitution may otherwise provide.

That is the slimy BLACK ROBED BASTARD we can look forward to enduring until the honest citizens of these United States overthrow all these socialist bastards, restore the Constitution, and start over – with the proviso of standing all socialists in front of a firing squad every morning to make sure these atrocities never happen again.

20 September 2007
Colonel Robert F. Cunningham,
General Bobby Farrell.

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INDEX
- The Legal Statement that has stood for TEN Years!
- The opening information of the Foundation Blocks of Recorded Music!
- The HOW and WHY we do things differently!
- What it takes and YOUR OPTIONS for YOUR MUSIC!
- Court Approved LEGALIZED THIEVERY by ASCAP, BMI & SESAC!
- Recording Contracts: THEY'RE AVAILABLE! Don't believe the liars at ASCAP, BMI & SESAC!
- ExP vs 'Paying for Publishing': ASCAP, BMI, SESAC, THE GRAND LIARS!
- Real & Phony Charts, Radio & Sales: INDEPENDENT vs DISTRIBUTED LABELS! ASCAP, BMI, SESAC pay one - Rob the other!
- Who to Trust - Who NOT to Trust: SONGWRITER ASSOCIATION SCAMS! ASCAP, BMI, SESAC endorsed outright thievery!
- Shelving Contracts - Career Nightmare! What to Look For/Avoid. FACTS & FIGURES that ASCAP, BMI, SESAC approve to your detriment!
- Industry Ignorance vs Paranoia: TURKEY LIST, HOW TO AVOID IT! Regardless of the lies of ASCAP, BMI & SESAC!
- Publishing Contracts: PRICELESS & WORTHLESS! Beware of all ASCAP, BMI, SESAC 'endorsed' contracts!
- Music Publishers - Labels - General Licensers: NOT THE SAME THING regardless of what the liars at ASCAP, BMI & SESAC claim!
- Before You Record: WHAT WON'T WORK! The facts ASCAP, BMI & SESAC don't want you to know!
- The Industry's BEST & WORST DEAL! The truth ASCAP, BMI & SESAC spare no effort to hide!
- General Licenser's FINANCIAL SUPPORT! How to get it! ASCAP, BMI & SESAC really don't want you in on this information!
- ASCAP, BMI - The Whole Scam And How It Works!
- ASCAP's Bergman Buys Senator Orrin Hatch (R) Utah In Open Conspiracy!
- Promo (Digital Music) Libraries and how they work!
- Prep 101 - How to Copyright a Song - Book - Stageplay!
- Kindergarten Course To Become A Recording Artist!
- Prep 101 - How To Get A Recording Contract!
- Exact Process To Become A Recording Artist!
- Underground Artists Wanted!
- Production! - Do It Right The First Time!
- Where The Money Really Is In Music!
- World Wide Distribution For Your Label!
- Vandor Music Group - Debt Free and Growing!
- Area/National Vice Presidents Record Producers & Production Studios Wanted To Join A Growing Company!
- Investing In A Performing Artist! There's Money To Be Made!
- VMG Is Signing New And Established Artists!
- ASCAP, BMI, SESAC, Liars And Thieves, Documentation, The First!
- ASCAP, BMI, SESAC, Liars And Thieves, Documentation, The Second!
- The TRUTH about ASCAP's anti-Goyim (anti-Gentile) antics and practices!
- More documentation of anti-Goyim (anti-Gentile) RACIAL practices AGAINST General Bobby Farrell and all VMG Affiliates! This time by All Music.com!
- Every known release by one of music's most innovative and early labels!
- Separate page of background documentation of ASCAP's anti-Goyim
(anti-Gentile) RACIAL practices AGAINST General Bobby Farrell and all VMG Affiliates!

LEGAL NOTICE

LEGAL STATEMENT for those who want the truth about ASCAP, BMI and SESAC!

Each and every Agency and Company mentioned in the following International Industrial Review report (and some who aren't!), To Wit: ASCAP, BMI, SESAC, LASS, NAS, Songwriter's Market, American Songwriter's Guild, General Licensers, Labels, Billboard, Radio & Records, Gavin [UPDATE: Gavin has folded! Another casualty of TRUTH in a hype-is-everything market!] and the United States District Court, Southern District of New York; have been contacted to present any commentary in defense or explanation concerning statements and/or charges made about or against them to be presented here: UNEDITED, FREE OF CHARGE, AT OUR EXPENSE!

To Date: Only the General Licensers and a few of their Labels have responded! Their comment? "Cold, hard truth never hurt anybody nor does good competition!" Their updated Executives and email addresses will be included when they are provided.

This site originally went on-line August 14th, 1995, and not one of the accused herein has even so much as threatened to sue for either defamation or libel. They all KNOW FOR A FACT that TRUTH is a perfect defense against both! Period. And they all damned well KNOW we have the unquestionable documentation and will present it in its entirety in any court of competent jurisdiction at any time. Therefore, because the accuseds dare not sue under any pretense whatsoever - as they would certainly do "IF" they were not guilty as charged - each and every word, statement and claim contained herein must be considered to be cold, hard, full and documented TRUTH. And it is!

The General Licensers and Labels, none of whom are maligned herein, do not care if the world knows how they actually operate. For the products they are required to deliver, the Prima Donna and Paranoid nonsense they must endure, whatever they charge can more often than not be fully justified.

Oh, yes! Before we forget, this site has been downloaded by the Department of IN-justice, Senate Investigations Committee, - "nameless" from the House Investigations Committee, several - UNKNOWN - hosts (and we damned well know who that is!), ASCAP, BMI and SESAC: all of whom can go straight to Hell!

That Damned Akurian,

General Bobby Farrell.

INTRODUCTION

This publication is verbatim from our old web site and is intended for study by those who want the real, cold, hard truth about the Entertainment and Recording Music Industries. The what-will-work every time processes all successful Producers, Artists, Songwriters, Record Labels, Music Publishers and General Licensers know and use are contained herein for those with the intelligence to see it and the courage to use it.

If you're one of those sucked in to thinking a Record Label is the "CASH COW" of all 'good enough' Artists or Songwriters (by whatever never-defined and mysterious process such is supposed to be accomplished), this site is the best thing that ever happened! It blows that myth at the outset. If you're looking to 'get signed' and be instantly rich and famous, by that never-defined process supposedly to have happened to all the Super Stars (which it never did!), you're not going to like anything in this site.

TRUTH often hurts, but the pain doesn't change the bottom line facts. Either you want to KNOW what you're doing - the TRUTH of it - so you can get into your share of the many millions of dollars available in this Best Of All Industries, or you want to waste your life dreaming bubbles in a hail storm. The TRUTH is, Recorded Music and Entertainment is a volitile and sharp steel business that does not tolerate bubbles, cream puffs or weak-kneed namby-pambies. It also doesn't tolerate paranoids or Idiot Elements who scream "scam" at anything and everything that doesn't fit their life-long programmed stupidities.

Unfortunately, the Recorded Music and Entertainment Industries are more over-loaded with liars, lies, congames, myths, delusions and stupid never-did-work scenarios than all other Industries combined. Politics and religion included. This site is dedicated to exposing the major scams that infest and infect this Best Of All Industries, and delivering in documented detail the exact processes to become successful songwriters, recording artists, producers, singers, musicians, arrangers, record labels, music publishers, script writers, literary authors, screen writers, motion picture producers, directors and such professionals. Once you KNOW what you're doing, and what to AVOID, all doors are open.

But a word of caution: the exact degree you either don't like, or will not accept, the information in this site is the exact degree of your chances of being an abject failure in it!

We didn't make this Industry's rules. We weren't even asked. We did pay through the nose for years on end to glean, test and prove this information, and often at exorbitant cost. But these are the rules you will operate by or they are the rules that will cut you off at the gate, and that choice is yours. And, like all good rules, each and every one has a very valid and sound business reason behind it. Knowing what that reason is, and how to use it to your advantage is just about the whole secret (if there is such a thing) to this Industry.

The "HOW TO DO IT" and "DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME" processes are clear, and probably nothing like anything you've ever heard before. The fact YOU haven't heard these things is no reflection on YOU. For years this information - by design - has simply NOT BEEN AVAILABLE any where else on the planet. That you may not like these contents DOES NOT alter them as TRUTH so much as one iota. And you can take every word herein to the Bank!

The WHAT-WON'T-WORK (and never-did-work) scenarios, all the major SCAMS, and deliberately perpetuated Beer Joint Baritone DELUSIONS are exposed - naming the names - and we're ready for court any time the lying, thieving bastards are.

You'll find this Best Of All Industries can often be harsh. Downright brutal isn't uncommon. There's neither mercy nor second chances for the Idiot Element. But in the same breath, let me clarify that nobody in any position of real power is out to break your back. They have better things to do, such as MAKE MONEY with or without you. They do not have, and will not take, the time to humor this Industry's rampant and perpetual stupidities! If you want to be IN this Industry, then learn the BUSINESS of this Industry.

Everything you've ever heard from those who've never made a record in their life (Aunt "Send-It-In" Ninny, Uncle "Wait-to-be-discovered" Stupid and Cousin "Reeecords-is-free" Chucklehead, to name three) and those victims who followed such idiotic advice and got themselves royally creamed, is as bogus as a politician's promise. The psychopaths who spew their idiocies at every opportunity, and those who are stupid enough to be sucked in by so much as one word of their nonsense, are both equally doomed to fail without hope of rescue. Prepare yourself with ACTUAL how-to knowledge, and those in power have open doors and more support than you can imagine.

So, BEFORE you blast off rushing to the nearest so-called music Capital to "get discovered", 'going into the studio', making or shipping worthless demos, shopping for a label to finance your life-long beer party, or other such jackass "send-it-in" stupidities, READ THIS ENTIRE SITE, LINKS AND ALL! Don't think you can skim it and plug the few holes in your already-vast-and-superior 'knowledge' - you can't! And it will only take about five seconds for any Record Executive to know you're dumber than a brick, if you try! You need to either THROW OUT or PUT ON HOLD all you 'know' or 'heard' about Entertainment and Recorded Music UNTIL you've been through this entire site. You'll find that some of what you supposed is correct, just polluted to hell and back with untold layers of half-truths! [Old Proverb: A half-truth is a WHOLE lie!]

And then, whether you sign with VMG or not, you'll be prepared to deal with any Entertainment cum Music Company to your own best advantage. Knowledge is POWER! And VMG wants you to be armed to the teeth.

THE VMG PROCESS

Contrary to the popular delusion, Record Companies DO NOT throw millions of dollars to the winds just for the hell of it. They'd skin a flea for the hide and tallow, so make no mistake about their intentions regardless of the disguise they wrap it in ... such as "your talent" ... "audition" ... "be discovered" ... and other such deliberately perpetuated damnable and knowing lies. Record Companies MUST make money to survive just like every other business, but they DO NOT have to take YOUR SHARE in the process! And VMG doesn't.

All VMG contracts guarantee full composition rights to the authors/composers and NEVER a 'collateralized' (less than statutory) mechanical royalty for artist-composed songs; NEVER an assignment of Public Performance earnings (in case you're in the Pay Clique of a PRO) under the guise of 'recoupables'; ALWAYS full ownership of the masters by whoever paid for them (and VMG does NOT pay for them!); 100% total control over one's career, image and management; and a whole lot more such goodies. VMG is legendary for paying ABOVE statutory royalties and NO CHARGE-BACK against the Artist!

NO! We do not finance pipe dreams. We'll help you prove your product to those High Dollar Financiers who do! Once you're on solid business ground, the money is there, the opportunity is there, and VMG is there.

So, what DO we do?

First, we get the product into commercial acceptability range: Radio Friendly, properly cleared, properly protected, and released on a distributed label. (For those stupid enough think we do all that 'in our studio', have a great time at the International Jackass Convention and don't forget to write home about all the other fools you've encountered.)

Radio Friendly: keep the production UNDER 3:30 total running time. Long winded productions cost too much to air, and in hard economic times can cut radio exposure to fatal levels. Even when you're BUYING it! We'll have it NORMALIZED when we process from here.

Properly cleared: Kak (infinitely unqualified) lawyers and equally crack pot bought-and-paid-for courts have created a mountain of totally useless and unnecessary paperwork that must be done properly. We take care of all that as the industry requires.

Properly protected: The Copyright Office and all it's must-hires can take forever and a year to process a copyright that used to take no more than ten days including mail. Even so we REQUIRE you to have a duly executed protective and mailing to yourself WILL NOT WORK! More details in the site.

Released on a Distributed Label: The amount of MONEY involved to establish a legitimate label, get it LICENSED for global distribution, and all the necessary logistics involved, is HUGE! But we have that, labels and publishers, since we're a GENERAL LICENSER (did you ever wonder WHY the Great Madonna's Maverick label needs Time-Warner?). Your own label is as good as ANY so-called Independent because you can throw the copies as far as they can.

Yes, we TEST everything via the most cost-effective resources available. Currently that is Electronic Music Services (EMS), aka promolibraries. The best part about EMS is the fact you don't need a manufactured record! More about that later.

Second, we watch the response, if any. If none, we go back to the drawing board. And since we (VMG and the ExP) haven't blown the entire farm, we can afford to go back to the drawing board! If some, we pay attention to the what, the where and the how much. Then we make a business plan - appropriate to that response - to follow up because a commercially acceptable product costs a lot of money to exploit.

Third, we count the cost to build this tower, spell it out, and go after the money to do it. We get the Artist on the desk of the investors! That STOPS the record company "front" cum "advance" that cleans the clock come CHARGE BACK time. It's the ARTIST's/EXECUTIVE PRODUCER's money, sufficient to do the job for as long as it takes, well invested and well managed.

Fourth, we live by that business plan, adapting as the market requires.

That's one hell of a lot of work for four points, and often one hell of a lot of time involved. But that's the sound business principals all successful businesses operate by. And understand this loud and clear: Entertainment and Recorded Music IS NOT a glory trip! IT'S A BUSINESS! And all other scenarios are poppycock.

VMG signs such PROVEN product Artists to a minimum of 5 Albums over 5 Years with an identical option. Depending on the Field of Music and the market at the time, costs can vary all over the place, and we make our projections accordingly to insure enough resources to stay the course for the entire term and duration of the contract.

NO! We do not 'pick up' anybody, at any time, for any reason. If you're free and clear of all encumbrances, READ THE ENTIRE SITE (links and all) and call us.

If you're tied up with Jackass, Jackass & Jackass and Associates - get UNtied - and call us.

If your 'management' got you signed to a label that's robbing you blind - fire the bastards - and call us.

If your 'management' got you signed to a label YOU can throw as far as they can - fire the bastards - and call us.

If your 'management' got you signed to anybody that cannot, or will not, get you on the desk of the financiers for the Booking and Concert Resources ($$$) you need - fire the bastards - and call us.

If your 'management' is 'shopping' you with "advance, advance, advance" on the brain - fire the bastards - and call us.

If your 'entertainment' attorneys approved such jackass contracts as just mentioned above - fire the bastards - and call us.

If you've got baggage, personal or legal - UNload it - and call us.

If you've got what it takes to be a Super Star - ability and business acumen - call us.

NO! We do not 'pick up' any product and 'take it from there', at any time, for any reason. If your product is free and clear of all encumbrances, READ THE ENTIRE SITE (links and all) and call us.

If you've already manufactured your product - throw it in the trash - and call us.

If you've already signed away part of your 'distribution' - don't call us - do another project and call us before you do the same thing again.


CHECK LIST OF THE VMG PROCESS AND PROMO-PACK!
MARKET TEST EVERY THING BEFORE HEAVY INVESTMENT!

Every Artist and Songwriter worth their salt wants to GET THEIR MUSIC HEARD and make a living doing what we really do best: Performing. The problem is two-fold: "HOW?" and "HOW MUCH?"

HOW?

BEFORE you spend one more second or one more penny making copies of product, even on your own equipment and especially on your own hip-pocket label, to send to radio stations that can't air it, promoters who can't use it, and agents that can't use you either: STOP! You're trying to play this tuba from the wrong end!

You have to ADAPT TO THE MARKET, not adapt the market to you!

FIRST: Understand that Recorded Music is a BUSINESS, and not a glory-trip! And all businesses require the same foundations: land (facilities, equipment), labor (expertise) and capital (investment).

SECOND: Market Test your product in a BUSINESS manner that will have INDUSTRY CREDIBILITY! THAT DOES NOT mean 'college' radio, KW-JACKASS every Thursday morning at 3:AM, or puppy-dog 'reviews' that nobody IN the Industry gives a damn about, et cetera. To make a record successful in the market you NEED SCADS of investment, but FIRST you need a commercially acceptable product!

The simplest and CHEAPEST way to hard test YOUR-MUSIC-DONE-YOUR-WAY against the WORLD COMPETITION is to upload your initial efforts into the PromoLibraries – to prove one way or the other YOUR-MUSIC-DONE-YOUR-WAY can fly on its own groove. No hype, no phony bought-and-paid-for 'charts', just hard groove-for-groove competition on a level playing field, and UP AGAINST the Big Dogs of the Pack.

Can't play in that League? Then DO NOT squander any more time or money until you CAN! You don’t have to sell the farm to make yourself a staple in music, but you can't do it 'free' either. TEST your product, PROVE your product, and THEN consider your options.

Already playing in that League? Then TEST your new product, PROVE your product, and consider the offer below.


Now let's take the ramifications of "HOW MUCH?".

First consideration is HOW MANY Broadcasters, Foreign and Domestic Licensers, Major Chain and Independent Buyers your music is going to cover. NO! Your music WILL NOT cover it all! Crossover is one thing, and a Clean Sweep is another: and NOBODY has ever made a Clean Sweep with ONE release!

Let's look at the Specialty Product fields, Gospel, Blue Grass, Progressive Jazz, Dixie Land, Folk, most Underground and Underground Alternative, et cetera, for example:

Gospel, all fields. There are only about 1,100 broadcasters airing some form of Gospel during their broadcast day. 1,100. Sounds like a lot. IS NOT! When you actually run the stats on this 1,100, you find that about 800 of them are actually airing 30-Minute and 1-Hour PROGRAMS for whoever BUYS the airtime! Empty slots, usually between late-night and AM Drive Time are generally filled with SATELLITE FEEDS via a reasonably trustworthy computer! Most simply cannot afford to pay someone to sit up all night playing records and "trusting in the lord" since listeners are FEW enough to begin with.

Now let's look at that remaining 300. It's just about divided by the DENOMINATIONAL factor! For example: it's a well-known fact that WHITE Gospel stations won't air BLACK Gospel music and the feeling is mutual, UNLESS somebody is BUYING airtime. Shouldn't be, but a fact of life nevertheless. Most of it of NECESSITY, because of LISTENER tastes.

With an equally FEW Main Stream outlets handling Gospel, there really isn't a lot of sense in investing a ton of money since the necessary COVERAGE isn't all that huge to begin with. There are still FIXED COSTS, but running 50,000 copies for "in-advance-of-orders" shelf stocking is absolute idiocy!

Main Stream is another matter! Let's say you have a Country release that for all intents and purposes goes right between they eyes of the dirty pickup truck driving, Caterpillar Equipment ball cap wearing, warm Budweiser Beer drinking, RED NECK. Now there really isn't any use sending that record to a HARD ROCK station! Unless you're a glutton for your own stupidity, and no business minded person is that idiotic.

That kind of HARD Country has about 2,200 Main Line Broadcasters in full-time, NONE of which you can afford to ignore. Factor in the additional Outlet Buyers and Foreign and Domestic Licensers - since there are more of those too - and you begin to get an idea of how to compute an Initial Promotion Budget. But let's add a little fun to the game ... What if Cut #3 has a bit of a jitterbug drive that MIGHT work in Southern Rock? Do you suppose that sound business principals would permit you to IGNORE that additional 800-Plus stations? Not unless stupidity has outrun your pocket book! And THERE is the problem fixing a budget!

If you DON'T add that 800-Plus broadcasters, you're UNDER promoting and UNDER exploiting the product! That Cut #3 may very well be the ONLY song that really does anything. And sound business principals dictate that you CANNOT afford to ignore that potential, even though it is going to INCREASE the Initial Promotion Budget.

SOUND BUSINESS is also the PRICE of doing business!

Take a look at the following SAMPLE breakdown, and note it contains some very RELEVANT factors: 1. through 7., for starters.

NEW ARTIST - SINGLE FIELD, MAIN STREAM, NO CROSSOVER
Specialty Product: Gospel, Blue Grass, Progressive Jazz, et cetera,
will be less, as stated above.

1. You will OWN YOUR MASTERS!
2. You will OWN YOUR CAREER!
3. You will OWN YOUR IMAGE!
4. You will OWN YOUR COMPOSITION RIGHTS!
5. You will OWN YOUR MANAGEMENT!
6. You CAN own your PUBLISHING!
7. You CAN own your LABEL RIGHTS!

The COST to get YOUR-MUSIC-DONE-YOUR-WAY into the Field of Hard Competition covers everything on this end except: (1) The initial production/recording and such related costs; and (2) In-Advance-Of-Orders copies into the stores – which we advise against unless you're willing to assume all the costs of product return. More about that later. Below is a SAMPLE project breakdown:

It covers: upload of the ENTIRE 10-song album into the PromoLibraries toward world wide airplay.
It covers: all clearances, UPC codes and initial promotion administrative costs.
It covers: all exclusive anti-counterfeiting Codes and Measures (anti-counterfeiting, not anti-copy!)
It covers: all exclusive artwork in FULL COLOR for label, traycard and cover insert.
It covers: all processing (glass, et cetera) masters, proofs and manufacture.
It covers: all shipping and handling to VMG's promo-delivery facilities.
It covers: all airplay impact (results) analyses and promotion-indicator impact statements.
It covers: all EXCLUSIVE envelopes, printing, packaging, inserting, addressing.
It covers: all Mailing Lists, EXCLUSIVE package inserts, printing, delivery and postage(s).
It covers: submission to all relevant Field of Music US, Canada & Mexico Broadcasters.
It covers: submission to all relevant Field of Music program syndicators.
It covers: submission to all relevant Internet DownLoad Services (paid purchases).
It covers: submission to all relevant Internet Background Music Services (free listens).
It covers: submission to all relevant BackGround (overhead) Music Services.
It covers: submission to all relevant Industry Buyer's Guides and Services.

TOTAL (ExP) COST from your Finished Production Master: -----------------------------------$25,000.00 (USC)
TOTAL (Label) share of Initial Record Promotion Budget: --------------------------------------$25,000.00 (USC)
TOTAL (Publisher) share of Initial Record Promotion Budget: ----------------------------------$25,000.00 (USC)
TOTAL (VMG) share of Initial Record Promotion Budget: --------------------------------------$25,000.00 (USC)
TOTAL Estimated Package Cost: ----------------------------------------------------------------------$100,000.00 (USC)

CROSSOVER can increase these estimates proportionately.

VMG's doors are always open. We are NOT obligated to accept any product we deem inappropriate, or a bad investment.

BFIN PROMOTIONS
WHAT IT TAKES!
YOUR OPTIONS for YOUR MUSIC!

Any record without promotion, and PROPER promotion, is a waste of time and money. You've made the greatest master in history, now what the hell do you do with it?

If you're on a Major or a DISTRIBUTED Label, you don't have to worry about it. All legitimate record companies have competent promotions staff who can do a hell of a lot better than most indie promoters. There are a FEW exceptions, and the letigimate labels know who they are as use them as necessity dictates. BFIN is only one of that few.

If you made your own record because you couldn't get signed, or an established Artist without a current and sensible contract, then you're pretty much on your own when it come comes to Record and Artist Promotion – which are NOT the same thing! Distribution and Foreign Licensing are problems down the line, but FIRST you have to get your music HEARD! Whether you're self-produced or self-labeled, on a Mini or a Major, the bottom line is the same, YOU MUST GET HEARD!

And to get music HEARD, radio still rules the roost.

Options are simple. Mainly because there are so damned few that will work! You can hire some phony-baloney 'promoter' or 'pr' firm that can’t throw your record any farther than you can; put your best cut in an equally worthless 'compilation'; or you can upload to the PromoLibraries. The later is your best bet, as they reach far more potential users than you can afford to mail to, even if you had all the addresses.

Then there is us. BFIN.

We're mavericks. We're hell raisers. And we don't give a damn who knows it, and even less about who doesn't like it. WE GET MUSIC HEARD! Bottom line. NO jackass, NO phony hype, NO payola, NO nonsense.

The first hurdle with BFIN Promotion is IF WE'LL TAKE THE PRODUCT! Our decision is not based on 'talent' or any other such crap-ola, but on the QUALITY of the production. A poorly produced or processed product is usually the result of someone's emotional tangent; or someone's attempt to build a monument to their own stupidity on YOUR money; followed closely by those involved in entertaining one another. All are sure and certain Kisses of Death, and BFIN won't waste our time or your money. We'll simply turn the product down and let you lose your rectum with somebody else's name attached. Send us a product with the proper amount in the check payable to BOBBY FARRELL INTERNATIONAL, and if we reject it, we'll return the product and your check uncashed. Simple as that.

Promotion? $100 per week per song with a minimum of EIGHT (8) WEEKS - which DOES NOT include PromoLibrary upload costs. How long will a song last? Nobody knows. Patsy Cline's "CRAZY" is still playing after 40 YEARS! Some stuff won't last that many hours! We DO NOT work the phony baloney Billboard, et cetera, 'charts', we work to GET IT HEARD!

BFIN promotion is one thing, PromoLibrary upload is another. PromoLibrary upload? $600.00 per song, or $450 per song in lots of five, and $400 per song for full albums of 10 or more songs. Ten (10) song limit at this price on non-manufactured product, additional works at $425.00 PER-SONG; Thirty (30) song limit on anything manufactured in one package, even two (2) or three (3) CD packages, additional works at $425.00 PER-SONG. - We don't sit in judgement of the products you want uploaded.

If you want the product uploaded come Hell or High Water, we'll upload it come the Main Gates of Hell in partnership with a Hurricane. No ifs, ands, buts or maybes. It's your call and your dime. PromoLibraries are the most cost-effective Market Test there's ever been, and VMG/BFIN keeps those doors open to everyone who wants to try their luck. The FACT is, nobody KNOWS what will and what won't succeed! Therefore, we REFUSE to set ourselves in such a position of outright hypocrisy. You like the product? That's good enough for us. Because YOUR DECISION and YOUR OPINION are as GOOD as ANYBODY ELSE'S in this entire Industry, including ours! Period. NO jackass, NO phony hype, NO payola, NO nonsense.

NO! We won't 'review' product for PromoLibraries to see if we'll 'take' it – quashing the hopes of those fools who think if we hear it, we'll be so impressed we'll pay all the bills and then give them all the money. We're NOT going to provide you with our Industrial Intelligence sources either. Like we said, "NO jackass, NO phony hype, NO payola, NO nonsense." In the REAL world of records, either you DO business or you DON'T, and nobody gives a damn one way or the other.

ANY legitimate Chart action means "MOVE WHILE THIS PRODUCT IS HOT!" because you've just proven your product is COMMERCIALLY ACCEPTABLE! Even so, SEVEN (7) out of EIGHT (8) releases NEVER sell any commercial copies at all, and NINETEEN (19) out of TWENTY (20) never sell enough commercially to pay for the damned thing! With that in mind, everybody SHOULD understand the HIGH-DOLLAR VENUES are only available to those with good PLAYING records, bought airtime or not, and you need a PROPERLY licensed and distributed product to even get that far.

IF and WHEN a song logs airplay: IT'S TIME TO MOVE! Crowd the carburetor with all the BOOKING you can get - or RELEASE the album - which ever is the case! But you can't wait for the world to fall into your living room demanding your presence at the Billion Dollar Ball. It isn't going to happen. YOU have to be ready, willing, and able to MOVE as your situation requires.

Again: "NO jackass, NO phony hype, NO payola, NO nonsense."

As for DISTRIBUTION of the product, that is contained in other parts of this site.

So, one more time, the MONEY isn't made IN THE RECORD, it's made IN THE VENUES! Concerts, Live Performances! And product endorsements, if you can get them. But it takes a good PLAYING record to get either.

To have a good PLAYING record, you need to GET IT HEARD!

Unless you have the $$$ to promote yourself/the act as an Artist, booking, tour, et cetera, the only thing record promotion is going to do is TAKE money. Nobody is going to fall all over themselves and hand you a fortune out of nowhere. That makes a fine movie, a fair stage play and perhaps a B-Grade book, BUT IT DOES NOT WORK IN REAL LIFE!

What we're telling you UP FRONT is: until you're established, unless you're content with LOCAL/AREA booking at a hopefully increased price, promoting your record can very well be a waste of time and money. If you're already established, or have HIGHER aspirations, then it's a very sound and necessary investment.

In either case the choice is yours. Our job is to GET YOUR PRODUCT HEARD and USED as much as possible. Buying air time is YOUR affair, and we recommend buying air time ONLY as an element of ARTIST promotion, AFTER you've proven the COMMERCIAL ACCEPTABILITY of the product via the PromoLibraries. Nothing complicated when you think about it.

And now you ask:

Who have we done this for before?

Better question: WHO ARE WE DOING IT FOR RIGHT NOW?!

Click the link, read the list, and make up your own mind. The "PREVIOUS" button will return you to this page.

Questions? BFIN Promotions!


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INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 01
UNITED STATES DISTRICT
COURT ENDORSED THIEVERY!

PUBLIC PERFORMANCE SWINDLE!

Corabin Thessleux
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
Bruxells, Belgium

Recorded Music is a multi-billion dollar per year Industry. Most of those billions are wasted on well intentioned, but worthless, what-won't-work scams, schemes and scenarios. The EEC is deluged with foreign product, most of which gets counterfeited by licensers, labels or sub-publishers. Even so, the outright thievery by the United States' public performance licensing agencies: (ASCAP) American Society of Composers, Authors & Publishers; (BMI) Broadcast Music, Incorporated and SESAC (which stands for SESAC?); make EEC counterfeiters look like rank amateurs by comparison.

The scam is simple, even if legal, and they've been doing it for years! They profess to 'monitor' broadcasters, count the plays of music in their respective catalogues, divide the license fees (after expenses!) between the publishers and songwriters, and pay the due amounts every quarter.

The fact is: 'monitoring' is strictly controlled, limited to broadcasters who program music published or written by their Elite Cliques! The few 'other' stations that do get 'monitored' are carefully chosen 'followers' of the 'in' programming to insure as much money as possible is retained, by hard documentation, for said Elite Clique members. In short, stations who play only Billboard 'chart' records, which are determined by cash 'advertising' and NOT what listeners want to hear!

Therefore, their reputed 60,000 hours of 'monitoring' done by outside agencies of ASCAP, BMI and SESAC are nothing more than a system of controls to insure their Elite Clique members get the lion's share of all public performance monies. To be sure, ASCAP, BMI and SESAC all pay a pittance list of members (for years on end whether they've released anything or not!), lest the whole scam be revealed by proper questioning! Something 'the courts' have proven to be incapable of doing.

The thoroughly corrupt courts of our own EEC should take lessons in moral degeneracy from courts in the United States, and could get Magna cum Laude PhDs in blatant stupidity from the United States District Court, Southern District of New York! That 'court' has rubber-stamped every non-public scam of ASCAP since 1941, and has kept: United States vs ASCAP, et al., running ever since!

At least their antics make money for the lawyers. We don't know WHEN, WHERE, HOW or HOW MUCH various 'court' officials get paid, but we suspect tee times, the golf course, in cash, and lots of it: or else this scam would have been shut down years ago! The fact that said 'court officials', primarily Judges, are appointed to ASCAP's 'review boards' upon 'retirement' from the Bench! Now you know "why" ASCAP never loses a case against it's members and Members never win a case against ASCAP! It's a matter of nine wolves and one sheep deciding what to have for lunch. And it's prima facie evidence of a totally corrupt, ASCAP-bought-and-paid-for 'court' as charged throughout these IIR articles.

Initially ASCAP, BMI and SESAC operated on about SIXTEEN PERCENT (16%) of gross collected revenues. Today that's about what gets distributed! There's obviously some very expensive overhead. Overhead 'the courts' are reluctant to question, and over which the membership has absolutely no control. Tie that together with their continual 'improved distribution' scenarios that benefit only the Elite Clique, and it doesn't take a brain surgeon to comprehend ASCAP, BMI and SESAC are Recorded Music's WORST SCAMS!

ASCAP, BMI and SESAC collect (or should that be extort?) millions of dollars every year in 'license' fees from broadcasters, live music venues including night clubs, background music systems such as MUZAK, cable television and just about everywhere else music is used in public for profit. The cold hard fact that most of that money is siphoned into the bank accounts of the Elite Cliques or wasted on over-priced employee 'benefits', all duly endorsed by 'the courts' is an abominable affront to justice and the free enterprise economic system!

The only real differences between ASCAP, BMI and SESAC are telephone numbers and addresses. The thievery is the same and their 'excuse' is the same. The most long-running of which is, "make sure your work is cleared" so they can LOSE the damned thing before your earnings are paid!

Most performers do not know that night clubs where they hope to be discovered are literally blackmailed into paying ASCAP, BMI and as often as not SESAC, a 'license' fee based on the number of live music nights times the seating of the house! Most performers also do not know that even though they perform their own compositions: just as much a public performance for profit as any other song; they will never collect one penny for those efforts! The entire royalty 'distribution' scam is based solely and exclusively on 'monitored' radio air play!

Legalized thievery with full
endorsement of the courts!

Let's explain the scam one more time so even those nitwit 'judges' who get a chance to read this column can also understand it.

1. ASCAP, BMI and SESAC contract to represent authors, composers and publishers of musical works;

2. They 'license' said works to music users who use them for profit;

3. They determine royalty 'distribution' only by their own 'monitored' broadcast airplay;

4. They 'monitor' only the clique broadcasters who program only works of and by their Elite Clique members;

5. They pay their Elite Clique the lion's share of collected 'license' fees;

6. They pay a select clique a continual pittance to cover the scam; and

7. Legally rob everybody else with the court's full approval!

What can be done about it? Legally, nothing! Violence is outlawed, and that's the only language corrupt politicians, including those on court benches, really understand.

However, if the law were changed: A: To require payment by users only when they were documentably monitored, and only for the period of documented monitoring; and B: Only upon billing on behalf of those whose music was actually used!

There would be a massive improvement in 'distribution' preceded by equally monstrous howls of resistance from ASCAP, BMI and SESAC!

It's hard to tell what kind of a roar the 'courts' would produce, since they too would be losing out on a great deal of graft from the public performance gold mine of ASCAP, BMI and SESAC. Recorded Music could certainly use an honest Public Performance Licensing Agency. Those who are being robbed should be about the business of establishing it. Like everything else in Business: it would take a little money!

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 02
RECORDING CONTRACTS
THEY'RE AVAILABLE!

HOW TO GET THEM!
CONTROL YOUR CAREER & DOUBLE YOUR ROYALTIES!

Everest Whyte,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
London, United Kingdom

The dream of getting a recording contract and living happily everafter in the lap of luxury is the prime motivation for most entertainers, despite the few burned out hippies that still insist in their best American nigger english, "for the arts, man". Being an actor, singer, musician, or any other 'art' related profession is being in that particular business!

Businesses cost money. Somebody must pay the bills, profit or no profit. And right there is the prime downfall of most hopefuls trying to break in to this most-lucrative of all Industries: they never recognize anything but the glory trip! They'll squander every last farthing in recording (known inside the Industry as "session rich and promotion poor") under the false assumption that some record company 'will take it from there'. Nothing could be farther from the truth! Executive Producers must not only foot the recording bill, they also have to pay their share of promotion!

Record Companies only 'discover' those few artists who pose a threat to those acts the company already has a hard financial commitment to! The only 'insurance' they have is to play people's ignorance against them and let the fools keep themselves out of the Industry on any ruse that will work. If you will believe their "record-company-pays-all" nonsense - you're a prime candidate to become a never-was.

Any record available on the commercial market is owned by four entities: 1., the Executive Producer; 2., the Record Label; 3., the Music Publisher(s); and 4., the General Licenser. These are the same four who finance INITIAL promotion! If the record should achieve market sales, the Label, Publisher(s) and General Licenser must carry the load, at the direction of the General Licenser. If the record is one of those out of eight that actually sells any copies at all, the General Licenser usually just carries the load on their own.

It's the General Licenser who fronts the marketing and distribution costs, with a charge back to the Label and Publishers (especially their own in-house subsidiaries) should there be severe losses. In cases of dubious market demand, General Licensers are often required to produce financial statements of the Label and Publishers or have them contract for some portion of liability (co-sign) to acquire short term business loans. It should be becoming apparent there are no free rides in Recorded Music regardless of myths to the contrary. After all, it's a business!

The cold hard facts for all concerned is: only ONE distributed record out of EIGHT ever sells any copies at all! Non-distributed (Indie) product is totally worthless as an investment, even as demos. But with an ROI (Return on Investment) at a tremendous FORTY SEVEN PERCENT (47%) AVERAGE: the reason why records still exist as investment entities is obvious. Even at those ONE out of EIGHT odds: when a record does pay it pays in solid-sterling spades!

Therefore, if Labels, Publishers and General Licensers are financially embound as partners: they only need one more to make a complete set: Executive Producers to create and invest in the actual product! Executive Producers are like all other businesses: they need to buy goods, services and expertise in order to sell their wares at a profit. All businesses must buy goods, services and expertise just to stay in business, and those in Recorded Music are no different.

The days when a Label would front or pay all costs of recording, promotion and distribution began to fade in the '50s when returns fell from previous 800% levels and went on the critical list in the '60s, except for communist money to finance the moral and intellectual degeneration of Western youth. By 1970 it was a Zombie (rare but reputedly walking dead), and by 1980 both the funeral and grave site had long since been forgotten.

There are no surviving Labels who pay all the bills except to shelve the unsuspecting competition!

Even when Labels did front money their contracts had charge back clauses to deduct any and all expenses incurred plus loan-shark-level interest from just the Artist's royalties: all to be paid in full: before the Artists get paid one red cent and before the contract can expire! That's right! All the investment plus interest deducted from just the Artist's royalties even if the Executive Producer, Label, Publishers and General Licensers were making money by the bucket! And, until the entire debt was paid in full: including all that exorbitant interest, the Artist was bound to that contract and not allowed to contract with anybody else! And that's where the one-hit acts came from and went to!

All other myths and delusions to the contrary are just that: myths and delusions and only a total ignoramus doesn't know any better. That Record Companies pay anything except to shelve is on equal par with the 'send it in' stupidities still found among the terminally ignorant 'song-poem' writers.

To cut through all this: anyone can get a solid recording contract! 'Talent' has nothing to do with it. It's a business procedure pure and simple. That means you're going to have to spend some money and manage your career as a business.

1. You should be your own Executive Producer if at all possible. It will permit you to retain 100% control over your career, including what to record and how to record it and double your mechanical royalties at the same time! You'll get paid as the Artist, and get paid as the Executive Producer, and have the right to record your own compositions and get paid any songwriter public performance earnings you can blackmail your ASCAP, BMI or SESAC affiliation out of!

2. You need an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER'S RECORD RELEASE AGREEMENT [INSERT: VMG's current issue on-line for your study and review.] that only a member of the Board of Directors can authorize. Don't waste time talking to anybody else, they're in place to 'wild goose chase' all those who don't know any better. And don't waste your time with anyone who doesn't respond immediately to your request! A turn-down or run-a-round is solid evidence that the company you're talking to is simply out of available money for your project. Unless you've shown your Industry Ignorance or paranoia, or both. Call the next one until you get a "YES!" response.

3. Your finished productions (which you will pay for) must conform to the General Licenser's dictates: format, total running time, et cetera. Therefore, get that ExP Agreement in Paragraph 2., above, before you spend one penny in recording something that is totally worthless! The Licenser will provide a BREAKDOWN and you'll have no more than THIRTY (30) DAYS to deliver, so be ready to do business.

New Artist album promotion budgets (2004) should run between $60,000.00 to $250,000.00 for a project to financially prove itself; up to $5,500,000.00 for a project that intends to buy the 'main' charts and make a good bid for the equally bought 'awards'; of which you will be required to pay from one quarter to one third, depending on the Licenser. And these costs do not include any Artist Promotion, which has little to do with Record Promotion, although they look a whole lot alike in most cases. There are only six General Licensers, so don't waste your time talking to 'labels'! And don't waste your time 'waiting to be discovered'.

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 03
ASCAP, BMI, SESAC
THE GRAND LIARS!

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
VS
'PAYING FOR PUBLISHING'

Misram Alheid,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
New Delhi, India

In a land of over 200 languages and an ancient taste for music, we have fewer myths and outright lies about records and publishing in our entire nation than you'll find on the sidewalks of 16th Avenue, Nashville, alone. If New York's lying-myth system were garbage, their famed mass of Sky Scrapers would be little more than prickly thorns at the bottom of the pile. The Los Angeles cum Hollywood mess can be smelled as far East as Tokyo with the wind due West at Hurricane speed.

And the one myth leading the parade? Any money you have to invest is "paying for publishing"! If you're not willing to invest in your own business for your own career - why should anyone else?

ASCAP, BMI and SESAC have shot down more legitimate record deals with their 'paying for publishing' lies than all the street cons, preachers and politicians combined. Because record investments are often substantial those new to the Industry will contact ASCAP, BMI or SESAC for information. What they get is The Great Grand Series of Defamations and Damned Lies designed to eliminate any and all competition that might infringe on their own respective Pay Cliques!

Record Companies do not pay all the bills! Anyone capable of kindergarten arithmetic can see why. Publishers do not pay all the bills! The same kindergarten arithmetic shows they can't afford it either. The fact there is a lot of money in a selling record is buffered by the odds of only one album out of eight ever selling any copies at all! Dividing the cost of producing and promoting a record between the Executive Producers, Labels, Publisher(s) and General Licensers doesn't increase the odds, it simply lowers the price to gamble!

Should the content (songs) manage to log any air play, ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will reputedly collect and disburse the earnings via 'their own monitoring'. ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will also spare no effort to smear and defame anyone who asks an Executive Producer for their share of the promotion budget! ASCAP, BMI and SESAC also know for a fact that each and every one of their Pay Clique members have to pay their share of each and every recording project they're involved with.

The unnumbered fools who get taken by the 'send it in' song shark scams and the 'your song in an album' on Stupid Jerk Records (not to be confused with Promolibraries, Electronic Music Services or the Super Six General Licensers) is as appalling as the perpetual lies of ASCAP, BMI and SESAC that any costs borne for production or promotion by whoever wants to make a record is 'paying for publishing'! Nor does it justify their deliberate omission that not only does being one's own Executive Producer (ExP) double the mechanical (record sales) royalties, it also guarantees: a 100% choice of music to record, a 100% decision in the finished mix, a 100% ownership of the masters, and a 100% control over your career!

All record companies pay earnings to FIVE entities: 1., Artist; 2., Executive Producer; 3., Record Label; 4., Music Publisher(s); and 5., themselves as General Licenser. Music Publishers pay the songwriter(s) any mechanical royalties, usually a full fifty percent of the remainder after limited expenses. However, publishers do not pay songwriters an equal split of Public Performance (airplay) royalties, as the affiliation agency has reputedly already made that separation at their 'payment' to both parties. (That is if you're a member of one of their Pay Cliques!)

Now put that together: YOU are the Executive Producer producing YOU as the Artist; and that's TWO (2) shares of mechanical earnings from record sales paid direct to YOU by the General Licenser or Record Company! Now since YOU are paying all the recording and a share of promotion costs: YOU'RE A FOOL TO RECORD ANYBODY ELSE'S COMPOSITIONS BUT YOUR OWN; and that's another FIFTY PERCENT of a mechanical share from airplay and the publisher! Next, when and if you can blackmail ASCAP, BMI or SESAC (however you're affiliated) into paying you the Public Performance (airplay earnings) as the songwriter: your Return On Investment (ROI)

Radio air play royalties begin about TWELVE CENTS per logged play times the stations of the same programming in that market. They go up in a series of plateaus until at ONE MILLION accumulated plays, as a songwriter not per song, to FORTY EIGHT CENTS per logged play times the stations in the market being 'monitored' of the same programming format, et cetera.

Now you know why ASCAP, BMI and SESAC spare no effort to gut anyone who isn't in their Pay Cliques! They want to keep all those mechanical and public performance royalties to themselves! If there are no other records available, The Cliques have the entire Field to themselves!

Five of the Super Six General Licensers have closed door policies to limit the amount of new releases, artists and songwriters into the market. Vandor is the only General Licenser with an open door policy in all fields of music.

The Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will give you every reason known to mankind to prevent you from doing business with anyone who permits YOU to own and control your product and primarily with the "paying for publishing" scenario. They'll profess 'not to endorse any record company' and in the same breath tell you that Sony (CBS), Bertlesmann (RCA), Universal (MCA), et cetera, will be a better deal: yet they will not open those doors for you unless you're a member of the United States Senate!

If YOU want to be in the business of making money with your music, then be ready to invest in your music like any other business! Think about it, why should any business, including a record company, finance anyone who won't invest in themselves? Are you going to stay out of music just because The Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will tell any lie to keep you out of their multibillion dollar per year Super Graft gold mine?

And, tragically, because money talks the entire Industry is overloaded with talentless racket, the Nashville MONOTONE being a bit more palatable than some other fields. Every truly original thought in music since the invention of records has come from the independent 'looking for a break'.

It's a good Industry, with a lot of good people in it, despite The Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC. But be prepared to be your own Executive Producer once you have that all-important EXECUTIVE PRODUCER'S RECORD RELEASE AGREEMENT for you or your Artists. Once you have an ExP Release Agreement (the short term) you can record and produce as many or as few Artists as you want - and get each and every one of them the same Financial Support

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 04
REAL & PHONY CHARTS
RADIO & SALES

INDEPENDENT VS DISTRIBUTED LABELS

Renita Marie du Bourbon,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
Paris, France.

Back in the Distant Dawn of Printed Piano Forte and Parlor Sing-A-Long Folios the only push to find out which tunes were the most popular were concerned with making Player Piano Rolls! The advent of sound recordings changed all that in such a rush it took nearly FORTY years to make a dent of any consequence. But once RADIO came on the air at regular hours, KDKA, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, began to explore unknown territory on an expedition that is still in the field and a long way from final report!

Hard on the heels of mass-reach capability and for-profit use royalties law suits by ASCAP came the 'necessity' of a 'chart' of some sort to dictate which of the many records were really the most popular.

Where they were 'the most popular', radio or sales, was never made clear to the General Public and still isn't clear today. And by deliberate design!

The data used to make such determinations was reputedly gathered from those who either aired the record or sold them across the counter. The two original sources: 1) radio reporting the number of listener requests and 2) reported over the counter sales; instantly became corrupted and no mercy was shown on anyone who dared 'question' the process!

Today, as always money still talks and the charts published by Billboard' SoundSCAM, Radio & Records, and on/off Gavin [UPDATE: Gavin has folded! Another casualty of TRUTH in a hype-is-everything market!] are as phony as last year's Second Coming of Jesus Christ! Anyone can 'chart' in any of the three by buying enough advertising, some of which might even get printed, or making sure that 'advertising' you bought is via Clear Channel's scam broadcast-vs-venue operation.

As of this writing, Radio & Records has been reputedly trying to clean up their act, but until they accept and fairly list Independent Labels their efforts remain as phony as Billboard and Cashbox always have been. Billboard's SoundSCAM con-job notwithstanding.

Gavin only 'charts' labels with "Gavin Membership" and that's why Vandor Music Group's (VMG) many successes are conspicuous by their absence. Vandor refuses to be black-mailed by anybody, regardless of the costs. As one of the six General Licensers, they have no qualms about telling anybody "to go to hell" and especially when their integrity is in question.

But Independent Labels must suffer the 'major label' myths and delusions, and especially when it comes to real and phony charts and direct record sales. Getting a chart record is easy enough, but selling records is an entirely different nightmare! There are only NINE (INSERT: EFA folded and Polygram was bought out by Seagrams, now Vivendi/Universal.) General Licensers who have world wide distribution, and they sell virtually all the records found on legitimate Record Store shelves. Generally speaking, the Label is either distributed by one of these NINE, or it's dead.

However, the major difference between General Licensers is whether or not their 'budget' includes stocking the shelves with product whether it sells or not on the Executive Producer's nickel (Yes, that part is GREEN for a reason!) and any high lifestyle enjoyed by the General Licenser or 'label' Executive, swimming pools, et cetera.

Ever since France's Polygram (Phonogram) bought out America's Mercury Record Corporation, following their grand bust attempting to take over the Black Music market from MoTown without Black advice or input, the "I" word (Independent) has been a label curse throughout the Industry.

Most Americans had never heard of Polygram and incorrectly supposed it to be some Johnny-come-Lately without so much as a grain of an idea as to the American Music Scene or the "in" musical tastes. They were wrong on both accounts. Those who insisted Mercury's near demise in a hail of bad blood from the Black Community, and sale to some 'out of towners' would lower the label to that of any other backyard studio record company, were wrong about that too. Even so, the "I" word was in the world to stay.

That Mercury and it's second label, Smash, had impressive track records from Patti "Tennessee Waltz" Page to Matt "I'm Movin' On" Lucas, was neither overlooked nor ignored by the Execs at Poly, and they spared no effort to return the label to its glory of yesteryear. However, the Kiss of Death identity of "Indie" stuck to Mercury like hot glue and many recordings were re-released under the Polygram and Polydor labels to avoid the stigma.

Mercury was one of those 'major' labels of the 'direct promotion' scam to eliminate all 'indies', instituting buy back of unsaleable copies from distributors, blackmailing 'chart' mags into retaining the TOP 40 positions (thus the so-called "Top 40") for that Elite Few (leaving the remainder for whoever could afford to buy the bottom sixty (to avoid Anti-Trust litigation), and deliberately perpetuating the myth that 'talent' is the only way to 'be discovered'. With phony 'charts' the only charts, those so-called 'majors' had it their way for years.

However, the truth is: there is no such thing as an Independent or Major label! There are only distributed and non-distributed labels! And until the so-called industry recognized 'charts' list independents, distributed or not, on an equal and fair basis with the so-called majors: there won't be such a thing as an honest chart either!

That Billboard was forced to switch to a 'sales tracking' system called SoundScan (SoundSCAM would be more appropriate!) didn't raise their credibility one iota. Their 'sales tracking' is as phony as ever. They still dictate to their 'reporting' stations what they can and cannot air, and manipulate the reported sales from outlets and those from the majors to make any given record show up anywhere they want it in the so-called 'charts' in direct proportion to 'advertising' purchases.

Clear Channel's playlist smacks of conflict of interest just like reported Time-Warner's former ownership of Billboard and Warner Brothers Records through various corporate layers. (Billboard being currently owned by VNU does not raise their credibility one iota either.) Under such advertising income duress, guess who gets their choice of any chart slot they want? And, the integrity of any chart published by owners of a label found therein is then and there suspect.

Since it's common knowledge that all original ideas, musical and technical, are out of the Independent Label camp and only exploited by the so-called 'majors': it is high time for the Industry-At-Large to stop all this "Billboard/R&R/Gavin-'only' nonsense and get back in touch with the market beginning with the Broadcasters!

Perhaps if we did that, talent would again mean something. Even if not, the honesty would be refreshing.

And that's something the Industry has seen far too little of in this entire Century: plain old honesty.

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 05
WHO TO TRUST:
WHO NOT TO TRUST!

SONGWRITER ASSOCIATION SCAMS!

Antonio Guitonelli,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
Roma, Italy

Every poet/songwriter worth their salt wants to have their creation be the work of the age in addition to providing sufficient income for a nice comfortable retirement as soon as possible. It's the closest to a something for nothing as most people are ever going to get. That very too-good-to-be-true content is an open invitation for every ScamArtist and con-game to avail themselves of the opportunity to play the ignorance of the victim to the limit.

Enter the song shark!

Since all fools, and most 'experts', refuse to even consider anything other than age-old lies whose only claim to credibility is 'they've been around a long time', the "send it in" stupidity is as rampant as ever. Every so-called "songwriter association" and public performance licensing agency advises against the "send it in" and get "professional lead sheets" or "your song in a (non-distributed!) album" song shark scams. Not because they have any real concern for YOU losing YOUR money, but because they want YOU to spend YOUR money with them!

It is true that all "send it in" operations are song shark scams. They do perform what they say they will do: and it's the Kiss of Death the minute they do it! Not one General Licenser, their Labels, Publishers or Executive Producers will knowingly touch a song once it's been through the song shark mill. They can't afford to! Regardless of what the songwriter thinks, or their so-called 'contract' says, the risk of litigation and related costs are easier and more cost-effective to avoid than to endure.

However, the many songwriter associations hawking their memberships aren't any improvement when it comes to con-games and deliberate mis-information scams. The prime come-on is the 'seminar' with 'known' singers, songwriters offering advice and publishing or record company executives who are reputedly 'looking for material'. Their 'guest list' often reads like a "Who's Who" but their Membership ALWAYS reads like a "What's That"! Ask any of them to give you a list of dues paying members (not gratis or lifetime members who were inducted to exploit the credibility of their names) who are making a living at writing songs by following the association's instructions.

THERE AREN'T ANY! The list is zero and always has been and always will be!

The reason is simple. If any record company or publisher wants material: all they have to do is open the mail! A listing in any of the credible Tip Sheets will get anywhere from 50 to 5,000 songs: in the exact requested format, free, clear, and ready to go!

Then why waste the time and money 'giving advice' at the Never Wases' Poetic and Sour Chord Every Other Six Months Ape de-Ticking & Sewer Tasting Poets, Songwriters, Authors, Composers and Ain't-Never-Been-Recorded Music Arrangers Society? To get a VERY LOW COST and totally unsuspected look at who is and who is not POTENTIAL COMPETITION in the Big Money realms of Executive Producer, Record Label, Music Publisher and General Licenser investments!

Such 'seminars' when a part of the equally scam 'music festivals', 'fan fairs', et cetera, give the 'guest' an unparalleled look at both songwriters and Artists who should be shelved due to their ability to be viable competition, and those who aren't worth the paper of a contract. And that's all those pay-all-your-own-costs but get here and PLAY FOR FREE in hopes of 'being discovered' music festivals are about!

Anyone who 'gets signed' at such scam gatherings are seldom ever heard of again once the initial 'publicity' runs its soon to be forgotten course. The content of those 'contracts' prevents the artist from writing or performing for anybody else until the record company is fully reimbursed for their investment. There's a huge disparity between what that 'investment' actually costs and what is charged back against the artist/victim.

As for songwriters ignorant enough to sign a 'staff writer' contract: they are then and there for hire which means any money they receive, 'salary' or other pittance, pays them in full regardless of how much they make for the publisher! And as often as not that will include the songwriter's entire catalog! Understand that! Under the terms of such 'staff writer' contracts each and every song the songwriter/victim has ever written or ever will write is instantly and forever the sole and exclusive property of the 'publisher'!

Most of the Industry's long-standing songwriter/publisher contracts and Contract Organizations, such as Songwriter's Guild of America, are so outdated from the current Industry that neither their contracts or advice is worth the effort to throw it in the trash. For instance: page after page of 'percentages with respect to printed music score for public sale': when in the real world Publishers license the music for flat fees to Music Book & Folio Publishers when and if they get a song with sufficient demand to justify it's inclusion. And that demand is always the result of a HIT record on a distributed release by one of the Super Six General Licensers! And all other scenarios are phony!

Who to Trust? Anyone who will share the costs of a release using sound business principals. The General Licenser will get you a Label and Publisher who will pay their share and pay their own share for the privilege. All you have to do is be your own Executive Producer which includes paying all the recording costs and one quarter to one third of promotion.

Who NOT to Trust? Everyone who isn't contracted with one of the Super Six General Licensers and legally displays the Licenser's logo on their Labels and Mastheads! And none of the so-called Songwriter Associations. And nobody who offers a 'publishing contract' but doesn't have a documentable record deal for the song already in the works. Nor anybody with the endorsement of ASCAP, BMI or SESAC emblazoned upon their Elite Clique souls. Affiliation is one thing - but endorsement is another!

The Recorded Music Industry is wide open for those who aren't afraid to put their money where their 'talent' is. But the investment and venture must be managed like a business! Just like any other business. And as in all other areas of life - you're known by the company you keep - good company is expensive!

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 06
SHELVING CONTRACTS
CAREER NIGHTMARE!

WHAT TO LOOK FOR - WHAT TO AVOID - FACTS & FIGURES!

Burley Watson,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
Nashville, TN

Getting a Recording Contract is the dream of everyone who has been bitten by the roar of the grease paint and the smell of the crowd since Edison invented the phonograph.

Those who 'go to (name the music capitol) to get a break' should realize they may very well be the best 'talent' their home town has ever seen but here in Nashville, New York or Hollywood they are just one more jerk looking for a handout!

Only one out of ten thousand ever even get to work on a distributed product. About the same number ever get a chance to 'road band' with an Artist on a distributed label. One out of ten thousand odds while you're starving on the street isn't exactly paradise terms.

Even those who manage to gin-mill enough to keep themselves in boiled eggs and a rat's nest never bankroll sufficient funds to make acceptable demos, let alone pay their share of a distributed record. For the most part they could do far better right there at home. Should someone from a 'label' or 'production company' observe them as being a potential monetary threat to any of their investments: the sign-them-to-a-contract scam is on in all it's full fury! But if you're stupid enough to be in one of the so-called Music Capitols 'to be discovered', they already know you're too stupid to be any threat at all and they don't have to waste one penny on you!

The 'sweetheart' contract is one that fulfills all the myths and delusions about the Industry: (1) It costs the artist nothing; and that's exactly how much the artist will get paid regardless of how many copies the record sells; (2) It takes all the artist's original compositions and song ideas; and retains them until the record company's 'investment' is paid in full which is usually never; and (3) Any and all Artist's earnings are charged back until the record company's 'investment' is paid in full which is also usually never; and (4) The record company can continue to run up debt against the Artist as long as necessary!

If there's an album involved, rather than a single or 'demo' session (why a record company needs a demo of its own acts for its own use is ludicrous) there is probably a "tour to promote the record" somewhere in the fine print.

Now think about that. When anyone buys a ticket to a concert it's to see an Artist whose recordings have made them famous, not some jerk hawking records nobody ever heard tell of! The real reason for the 'tour' is to guarantee the jerk will be head banging a gig somewhere in the dark regions of Swamptown when the Artist they might have infringed on plays The Grand Palace in Tinsel Ville.

And it's no more complicated than that!

Any and all such 'sweetheart' contracts are shelving (the record company can put the product on the shelf for as long as it likes) contracts designed for the sole and exclusive purpose of being a very inexpensive insurance policy!

There's no such thing as insurance on a record project, especially for ROI (Return On Investment), and the only recourse to protect a working investment is to shelve contract any and all real competition that's ignorant enough to sign. The fact it's legal doesn't change the immorality of it one bit.

In an honest Executive Producer's contract here's what to look for:

(1) A simple twenty or so page agreement that used to be easily in no more than six or seven pages;

(2) A term of not more than five years with two year riders;

(3) A total lack of charge back;

(4) Royalties of not less than statutory - as of 2004 at EIGHT and ONE HALF CENTS ($.085) per 3:00 song, although VMG pays EIGHT POINT SIX CENTS ($.086) per 3:00 song;

(5) A total lack of embindments on other songs you've composed (although they may not use them);

(6) An Executive Producer's fee that is NOT LESS than one quarter (or there won't be enough money to do the project properly) nor MORE than one third (or you're footing the whole bill yourself!) of the Total Promotion Budget;

(7) A total absence of lesser mechanical royalty rate for using your own compositions; and

(8) A breakdown of the Label's, Music Publisher(s)' and General Licenser's share of the investment.

What to avoid: any contract that costs you nothing and doesn't spell out the vast array of limitations inferred above; and any contract with any Label that isn't licensed and distributed by one of The Super Six General Licensers and carries the Licenser's logo on its label.

Facts & Figures: The U.S. Copyright Office averages processing some thirty five thousand music copyrights each and every WEEK, fifty two weeks a year! About fifteen percent are renewals, leaving about thirty thousand copyrights per week covering brand new material. The average copyright for music covers TEN POINT THREE (10.3) songs for a total of 15,934,100 brand new songs each and every year!

Facts & Figures: The Super Six General Licensers release about 2,500 albums per year combined, each containing an average of TEN songs. That's a total of some 25,000 songs. However, about one third of those 25,000 album inclusions are re-caps of previously released material, leaving only about 17,300 new compositions recorded and released per year out of 15,934,100 written per year! No wonder the song sharks have huge schools of fish to feed on!

Facts & Figures: Only one out of eight distributed albums ever sells any copies at all. Non-distributed (independent label) albums manage only about one tenth of one percent (.001%) of total commercial sales. Only one out of eighty singles ever sell any copies at all except as album outcues. A few Foreign Countries still buy 45RPM single records but most prefer cassettes, and there are some 3,500,000 jukeboxes still in operation (2002) using the old 45s. And a few thousand still using 78s!

Facts & Figures: The optimum running time for any record is UNDER three minutes and thirty seconds (3:30)! The reason is: cost of radio air time! The average United States radio rotation of a record is 8 times a day 7 days a week for 6 weeks; the average cost of a thirty second spot commercial is $25.00; making the average station's air time investment in each and every :30 of a song's running time $8,400.00 over the six week life of the average song!

Facts & Figures: The Golden Rule: Those who have the Gold make The Rules! And it's never more true than in the multi-billion dollar recorded music Industry and especially where the 'waiting to be discovereds' are concerned.

Facts & Figures: About 99% of all established Artists at one time recorded on a small label, and 99% of those will return to Indie labels before they retire. And the most successful avoided 'sweetheart' contracts from day one. It was easy enough, they just didn't expect someone else to finance their pipe dream.

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 07
INDUSTRY IGNORANCE
VS
PARANOIA!

TURKEY LIST - HOW TO AVOID IT!

Tsunami Isuroko,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
Tokyo, Japan

There's nothing worse than trying to do business with a totally ignorant know-it-all programmed with every idiotic idea ever imagined unless it's trying to do business with a paranoid ("Who-have-you-done-this-for-before?" is their universal "I'm a paranoid!" sign board!). Recorded Music and Entertainment Industry Ignorance when combined with paranoia can wreck a project faster than anything else. The greatest nightmares for Record Executives are paranoids who get on the phone to everybody they can get the number of, radio stations, wholesalers, print media, manufacturers, licensers, record stores, et cetera, and run their mouth to the instant destruction of their own project and as often as not incur sales cancellations of other records handled by the company they're back-dooring!

Horror stories are real, but happen only to those who are Industry Ignorant or paranoid or both! America's famed Bo Diddley was financially raped for untold millions, but he signed a contract with a charge back clause that would bankrupt the Rothchilds! He was Industry Ignorant and paid the price. He's still hiring lawyers, all of whom take his money knowing they can't do a damned thing! And neither can anyone else.

If you sign any contract, make sure there are hard limitations on the charge back or you're never going to collect one single solitary Yen. However, the minute you put a limit on charge back, the label will put an end to negotiations! The only way to avoid that scenario is to be your own Executive Producer (ExP) and then don't stick your nose into areas where the Label, Publishers or General Licensers have the contacts and the expertise.

Their money is on the line too, so they'll do their job without your interference. All contracts, and especially ExP Agreements, contain non-interference clauses that apply to the ExP, the Artist, and any and all associates of both under penalties of BREACH! And they must.

It takes a great deal of expertise to speak all the Industry Languages, and one word out of context with the right person can kill a project. The worst problems are the industry paranoids who went to work at industry shops: wholesalers, broadcasters, record stores, manufacturers, et cetera; to 'get' that non-existent 'break' themselves. When their big chance didn't happen, they become resentful, and anybody is fair game. They can be handled, but only by experts with authority to spend money and make deals.

The artist that 'calls the station', or has their 'friends' call, to hype their record is a fool of the greatest proportion! It takes about five seconds standing in a radio station lobby to acquire the ability to smell a phony 'hype job', and nothing will get your record thrown off the air faster. That's why most Licensers won't send PromoCopies to stations in the artist's area until the record is in demand, and why there are non-interference clauses preventing the ExP, Artist and all their associates from 'taking the record to the station'!

IT'S THE ABSOLUTE KISS OF DEATH!

The same thing applies to gin-mill juke box copies! There's nothing less professional than a juke box title strip ball point penned on the flip side of some other record that wasn't playing either! Industry Ignorants and Paranoids will do it every time. And when they do: they get a lifetime membership on the Industry's Turkey List! And often as not get all others associated with the product Turkey Listed too, with very few exceptions.

Blacklists are illegal, but Industrial Intelligence, such as credit reports, are not! And when any General Licenser or any of their business investors or associates gets damaged by some jerk, regardless of how 'talented' and regardless of their past industry accomplishments: they Turkey List that jerk!

And rightfully so. They've probably bankrupted the entire investment other people worked hard to earn and trusted them to make a profit on; defamed and bad-mouthed the very people whose reputation made the investment possible; and thus damaged or destroyed the livelihood of employees all up and down the Industry.

If someone caused you to lose your job, or lose a commission you've already worked for: how mad would YOU be? What would YOU do about it? You certainly wouldn't do business with that person ever again.

And in this business, you won't!

Either you want your music to make money or you don't. If your music is a living room, patio or garage hobby, that's fine! You can do the whole thing your way. After all, you're paying the bills! But if you intend to make money with your musical efforts: you're in the music business, and that changes all the rules.

The Recorded Music Industry has its own rules and they will not change to suit the preferences, delusions, dictates, idiocies, stupidities, ignorances or paranoias of anyone, including those in the industry! You can be as original with your music as you want, but the rules will not bend. Only a fool thinks differently, and only a damned fool attempts the process.

If you want to lose your money, and risk your reputation, then do so by all means. But if you expect anyone else to pay the bills and lay their reputation on the line just so you can blast off incoherently: YOU'RE CRAZY! Its as simple as that.

It may come as a surprise, but there are more Ordained Ministers, Attorneys, Accountants, Medical Doctors, Engineers, Politicians, Firefighters, Bank Officials, Stock Brokers, Postal Employees, Sociologists, Registered Nurses, Administrators, Business Managers, Court Judges, Police Officers, Scientists and Educators doing hard criminal time from each profession than all the Recorded Music 'criminals' in jail combined!

Remember, a Music Capitol address does not endow the addressee with any great expertise or honesty. And lack of a Music Capitol address does not strip one of either! For instance:

There are no General Licensers based in Nashville "Music City, USA"! And that is the very entity every Country Music Artist must get through to if they're ever going to make a living: The General Licenser. It's the General Licenser that provides anywhere from ONE THIRD to THREE QUARTERS of the Promotion Investment and ALL Distribution costs and expertise.

Running an Industry Ignorant or Paranoid mouth within hearing of any of the General Licenser or Label Executive, or any of their investor's ears will get you TURKEY LISTED instantly! The Recorded Music and Entertainment Industry is like a pristine Jungle, it has the promise of everything. But if you will commit suicide, the Jungle is quick to oblige.

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 08
SONGWRITER'S AND
MUSIC PUBLISHING CONTRACTS

EITHER PRICELESS OR TOTALLY WORTHLESS!

Wilhelm von Kelvburg,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
Berlin, Federal Republic of Germany.

Once the Printing Capitol of the enlightened world, we've seen our share of 'publishing' scams. But none are equal to the United States' "send it in" charades. Everyone who "sends anything in" gets 'accepted' and hustled to have 'professional lead sheets' printed at an outrageous cost even if you already have a song or poem 'set to music', all duly copyrighted 'in your name'.

These song sharks actually keep their part of the 'bargain' and do what they say they will do, and none of it needs doing!

First, 'lead sheets' haven't been used to hawk songs to publishers or producers since invention of the common cassette! One VOCAL with ONE instrument and a typewritten copy of the lyrics is all anybody need produce to 'demo' a new composition. The vast majority of composers can make their own in the living room or home studio and any request for anything more is a congame in progress.

There is never any need or request from legitimate music executives for 'studio' demos. In fact, it's a Mark of Stupidity to use studio-produced demos unless you have your own studio business, or unless you can't sing or play an instrument! Otherwise, simply make the VOCAL prominent and include a XEROXED copy of the copyright and typewritten copy of the lyrics . Anybody, especially 'publishers' who want 'a better demo' can pay for it themselves or they really don't want it.

To 'studio produce' a demo is all-but the Kiss of Death for the song! You spend a lot of time and money getting arrangements and musicians to 'make this demo' insuring Michael Jackson's horns are all there, and the producer who listens to the cassette is trying to hear Willie Nelson's guitars through your "horn racket"! And that is just plain everyday stupid!

ONE vocal and ONE instrument will let the producer hear whatever it is they have in mind, and anything that disrupts that process is instantly trashed.

NEVER PAY A PUBLISHER! Not one penny. Not one finnig for anything they might have to do to exploit a song! BUT NEVER CONFUSE BEING AN ExP (EXECUTIVE PRODUCER) WITH 'PAYING FOR PUBLISHING'!The two are not the same thing and have nothing to do with each other.

KNOW THE FACTS: Somewhere between ninety eight point nine (98.9%) and ninety nine point three percent (99.3%) of all Recording Artists earning ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS per year are their own Executive Producers! Therefore getting one of them to 'record your song' is economically out of the question. They simply cannot afford to finance your fortune on their money!

However, even the greatest talents get dry spells, and when the artist you've chosen is in need of material: hit their Producers and the Publishers of their previous releases with your best works! It's the only chance you have of getting someone else to finance your writing career. Should you land such (or any other) contract, look for these terms: (a) A fifty percent of any and all earnings after deduction of limited expenses, which will not include Public Performance (airplay) as that is already divided by the affiliation agency; and (b) a contract that does not go on and on about "percentage of wholesale this ..." and "reduced royalty that ...", simply because it's all bull!

Your best bet is to sing your songs yourself once you've contacted a General Licenser and secured an Executive Producer's Record Release Agreement. Then you know YOUR MUSIC will be out in the world where it can be heard by the General Public and other artists who are looking for material! Artists know they're going to need material long before any mention of even doing another album is in any of the news.

Odds of getting a recap by another artist? Three hundred to one, but remember: about one third of all new releases are recaps! You must have a song someone else needs to record.

Getting a Publisher who will pay their share of YOURS or ANYBODY ELSE's record is the job of the General Licenser: and they'll do it right the first time. That kind of publisher's contract is priceless, so don't tie up your music with some fly-by-night 'publisher' who neither has nor will spend any money in the released record! Getting suckered by some 'send it in' song shark is not only the Kiss of Death for you and your song: that contract is worthless! So are the vast majority of contracts recommended by ASCAP, BMI and SESAC.

NEVER SIGN A CONTRACT that's recommended by any Songwriter Association! They don't know any more about the real world of recorded music than the nearest 'send it in' relative and most are song shark operations themselves!

Songwriting could use a good all-field-of-music Tip Sheet published at least every month. Song Writer's Market would fill that void if they'd shelve their stupidity and learn something about this Industry. Don't call them for advice, they don't know anything you haven't already tried that didn't work either.

Be prepared to invest in your music, but don't be stupid and squander hundreds of tapes, envelopes and postage sending demos to everybody on the planet. That simply will not work. The average songwriter sends 100 submissions a year for five years per song at an average cost of TEN DOLLARS per submission! For that kind of money they could have a commercial distributed release!

[INSERT: You might want to try some of your best works in an UP-LOAD to a series of PROMOLIBRARIES, and you only need to upload to ONE - as they trade song for song constantly. [Contact any legitimate Record or Artist Promoter, Song Hookers, Inc., AVMR Services] or Major DISTRIBUTED Label contact or any of the several independent promolibraries. Most LEGITIMATE PromoLibrary Brokers are on-line. Record and Artist Promoters who DO NOT have access to EMS or promolibraries - or don't know what they are - are NOT legitimate promoters! Prices vary but the cost is nominal for the coverage to put your music in the hands of some 8,000 broadcasters and background music users. Your song just might get picked up for recap or HIT in one of the industry's legitimate charts!

And if you upload through the promolibraries, "how do you know they'll play your song?" The same way you'd know if you squandered about $35,000.00 to $40,000.00 it takes to manufacture and mail the same recipients a copy!

AVMR Services handles both our paperwork and promolibrary contracts, although you may use any service you want. Just make sure they are LEGITIMATE! You don't need a promoter, or anyone else, to contact an EMS (promolibrary) Broker. AMVR's promo contract is at Promolibrary Contract.]


INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 09
RECORD LABELS,
MUSIC PUBLISHERS,
GENERAL LICENSERS


NOT THE SAME THING!
SOME YOU PAY, SOME YOU DON'T!

Jeremiah Jacob Jacoby,
International Industrial Review,
Investigative Reporter,
New York, NY

New York City. Once the great Mecca of print publishers and now the Great Grand Sewer of Entertainment Industry myths and deliberate distortions. New York City has produced and perpetuated more outright contemptible damned lies than all other so-called music capitols combined! Those of us of Jewish extraction are familiar with the old saying "A half truth is a whole lie", and the New York Music Industry, specifically ASCAP, BMI and SESAC, do not even have the pretense of so much as a half truth.

The first Great Myth: is the deliberate distortion that because PUBLISHING IS FREE TO SONGWRITERS everything else is reputedly 'free' through out the entire Entertainment Industry. Promotion and Distribution is not 'free'! Neither is recording production, ASCAP's, BMI's and SESAC's damned lies to the contrary notwithstanding.

PUBLISHING IS FREE TO SONGWRITERS! But it ends there and stays ended there! Being one's own Executive Producer and paying those relevant costs is not 'paying for publishing'. However, the Great Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will purport that spending any money for anything is a no-no except to their Pay Clique Members who pay their share of a record investment just like everybody else!

There are THREE (3) elements of recorded music that are not only totally separate and non-related, they are critical to the investment and expertise of each and every record:

(1) Music Publishers: who not only print song sheets, books and folios (usually by licensing them to PRINT publishers with their own wholesale and retail chains), they also attempt to license their works to Record Labels and Trade Publications that cater to song lyric content in addition to background music users such as Muzak, and television and motion picture inclusions;

(2) Record Labels: who license, manufacture and release recorded music wherever recordings or their content can be used for profit as well as direct sales via existing commercial distribution and marketing outlets; and

(3) General Licensers: who are the Big Administrative and Finance Houses, with all the facilities, and sound business principals expertise, to cover all the bases of this very complex and risky Industry. And all it takes is MONEY!

The second Great Myth is: that once a song is contracted to a publisher that it's a surefire fact the song is going to be recorded and make everybody a million bucks!

The Great Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will tell you to "get a publisher and don't pay any money", and in the same breath they confirm that getting a song recorded, and making any money on it once you do get it recorded, is only a shot in the dark at the very best. In fact, only ONE song in 5,000 ever makes any real money. That doesn't mean there isn't a solid return on investment, it just means that not every song is going to pay a million dollars.

The fact is: Executive Producers who pay all their own production and their share of promotion costs aren't going to record anybody's music they can't make a solid return on: i.e. paying themselves instead of anybody else! It's not a matter of a good song selling a lot of records, it's a matter of the content of their record paying the investors as much Return On Investment as possible. If YOU were paying all those bills whose music would YOU record? YOUR OWN!

But the Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will advise against paying any portion of production or promotion even as your own Executive Producer! Read the credits of virtually all 'name' records, motion pictures and TV programs and you'll find the STAR is usually their own Executive Producer! Peter Falk of "Columbo" and Angela Lansbury of "Murder, She Wrote" for solid examples.

The fact is: Music Publishers don't spend one dime knocking on doors to hawk songs in their catalog! All they do is advise the General Licensers as to available budget and take their choice of whatever is up for the next distributed release! And they only get that chance if the General Licenser's in-house publishers either don't have the budget or necessary material for the Artist.

If YOU were a publisher would you finance someone nobody ever heard tell of, or invest in a KNOWN quantity of business expertise?

The Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI and SESAC will tell you to "make a better demo" and send it to everybody in the book knowing damned well their respective Pay Clique Members are spending money hand over fist to get their songs recorded and released on distributed Labels! If you're ignorant enough to believe ASCAP, BMI and SESAC, then you're welcome to stay out of this Industry as long as you want to!

The fact is: Record Labels don't have to spend one penny to 'discover' anybody! They may have to spend a bit to shelve someone to keep them out of competition with an artist they have a huge investment in under disguise of 'discovering', but for no other reason.

The Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI, SESAC and at least six of the nine General Licensers will tell you "talent is the only way to go" and turn you down for a contract in the same breath! If you're stupid enough to believe the 'talent' nonsense then YOU are keeping yourself out of competition and nobody in the Industry has to spend so much as one more penny to keep you out!

The fact is: General Licensers aren't in business to humor perpetuated myths and delusions of the Industry: they're in business to make money selling records! They have all necessary facilities and expertise to process, manufacture, layout, print, promote, advertise, license, market, distribute, merchandise and sell records and Artists world wide.

The Grand Liars at ASCAP, BMI, SESAC and said six or so General Licensers will stop at nothing to keep those facilities exclusively to themselves because it's cheaper than competing in an open market! And MONEY is the name of the game.

NEVER pay a 'publisher' for "professional lead sheets" (which haven't been used for thirty years!), "a better demo" or ANYTHING ELSE a publisher does to exploit a song! And don't expect to earn more than a pittance at best unless YOU or someone with money to burn INVESTS A LOT OF MONEY in production, promotion and distribution of a record containing your song! Even when distributed by one of the Super Six General Licensers the odds are only one out of eight the record will sell any copies at all!

NEVER confuse paying all or part of production, promotion, et cetera, with 'paying for publishing' because it is not! Neither Executive Producers, Record Labels, Publishers or General Licensers are bottomless pits of money: and none are in business to make millionaires out of non-investors!

NEVER pay anybody "to have your song in ..." unless that Artist records for a Label licensed and distributed by one of the Super Six General Licensers! However, there are a few quality Radio Compilations that are not 'your song in an album' scams and should not be confused with such. New Country and Stardust, both out of Nashville are two examples of solid and legitimate compilations - that deliver what they say they will deliver without any nonsense attached.

NEVER confuse a Promoter as being a DISTRIBUTOR! Or a local Distributor with being a NATIONAL or WORLD WIDE GENERAL LICENSER! They are not the same thing. One is a wholesaler, the other SELLS TO wholesalers.

And NEVER expect someone else to pay all the bills and then give YOU all the money! Unless you're a total idiot.

INTERNATIONAL INDUSTRIAL REVIEW!
ARTICLE 10
BEFORE YOU RECORD
WHAT WON'T WORK!
KISS OF DEATH ELEMENTS TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

Lyman Jergens,
International Industrial Review,
Staff Reporter,.
Los Angeles, CA.

More good record projects are destroyed in recording by fools than all the no-talents that ever lived!

First, only a complete idiot records anything before they have a hard contract for release and distribution. Emphasis DISTRIBUTION! Those who squander untold hours of tape, talent and equipment producing an emotional trip in hopes some record company 'will take it from there' are those proverbial fools from whom money is soon parted.

Record Companies do not need 'talent' or material: they need Executive Producers (ExP) with their share of the BUDGET!

Releases in the real world are owned by FOUR (4) entities, all of whom pay for promotion and THREE (3) who absorb distribution costs thereafter should there be any actual sales. The Super Four are: (1) Executive Producer (ExP), creator and Chief Financier of the project and who either owns the masters or represents the investors who do own it; (2) the Record Label, under whose license and liability the product is manufactured and sold; (3) the Music Publisher(s), who own the copyrights to the recorded material, various other rights and obligations that fall under Copyright Law; and (4) the General Licenser, who owns the distribution network and does the vast majority of administration.

The Label, Publisher(s) and General Licenser are the Big Three of Distribution once a disk is actually in demand. The ExP usually isn't required to invest any more money once a record is begins selling. But, that depends on the terms of the contract!

Therefore, before you record, get an Executive Producer's Record Release Agreement from one of the Super Six General Licensers. Not only will it insure that your record will be released, it will get up to seventy five percent of promotion on someone else's nickel! If they have the budget to take your project at all, the General Licenser will put up their share and get you a label and a publisher who will put up their respective shares. Now there's enough money in the bank to properly release, promote and distribute the record.

It will not get you any front money to record! Forget it and be ready to pay the recording costs and a quarter to a third of the promotion budget. And be ready to do business! You'll have no more than thirty days to deliver the Finished Production Masters and a check. Should something go wrong, for any reason, contact your Exec immediately! Let them hang for even twenty four hours and your deal can very well be in the nearest sewer. They have to make money on their money, and while you're dillydallying they'll go with something that's ready.

The General Licenser will give you all the specs, from running times to mix secrets of commercial acceptability. Follow those instructions to the letter or your deal is dead, contract or no contract. The General Licenser will provide you with an ESTIMATED BREAKDOWN, and that's the available deal, take it or leave it. It may be a matter of available money, or that your music really isn't setting the sales world afire regardless of what the media hype claims.

WHAT WON'T WORK!

1. Any indication that you're either Industry Ignorant or paranoid. Industry Ignoramuses queer deals at the outset, but paranoids queer deals after the money is invested! You'll queer one deal and never come off the Turkey List ever again.

2. Manufacturing product (even demo copies) to 'impress' the record company. You've just destroyed any and all anti-counterfeiting capabilities! There's a first generation copy of your master out who-knows-where. Commercial copies are made from copies of your master, so 'having your master back' only displays your Industry Ignorance.

3. Trying to do the record company's job for them! They have, and pay good money to, all the expertise necessary to do whatever is required from start to finish in each and every field of music. The very last thing anyone needs in this (or any other) business is interference! They know what to do and when to do it, and with their money on the line too, they won't make any mistakes.

4. Waiting for them to call YOU! Should any record company ever need 'talent' or material all they have to do is answer the phone or open the mail! Anyone who thinks 'it takes talent' to make a record should turn on the radio.

5. Not talking to their answering machines. People who want to do business know answering machines and voice mail systems are critical! Those who 'won't talk to them' have locked themselves out of the Industry with their own stupidity. Good riddance.

6. Going to a 'music capitol' to record. A tape deck or instrument will operate just as well at one address as any other, and General Licensers are unimpressed with people who squander money needlessly. Follow the General Licenser's production advice and your record will be as commercially acceptable as anybody else's.

7. Constant contacts with your Executive. Time squandered with you is time not spent taking care of the product! When there's news of any importance they'll contact you!

8. Don't take your half-cocked, used-car-salesmen reject 'managers' and other such baggage with you via contract or otherwise. Make sure if someone else represents you that they are: A) Industry Knowledgeable, B) have a spotless Industry Reputation, C) are not paranoids, and D) know how to do their job without spilling over into anybody else's.

9. Don't be caught dead presenting 'business plans' in the same vein as those palmed off by the Majors on wanna-be fools to insure they squander their budget and thus are kept out of the Industry and Competition on their own nickel. The most prime example is an "EP". Record Buyers don't want half an album and they cost as much to manufacture as a full production.

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